IF I WERE ONLY AN ARTIST
What a great idea I just had. Personalize a balloon with a drawing or caricature of the purchaser. Ok, I had some help with this picture, but what kind of person wouldn't be pleased to see their own picture on a balloon?
I'd select a helium balloon. That way when all the gas leaked out you could see what you'd look like in a few decades.
A friend of mine went hunting in Canada a few years ago. He hiked long and hard into the north country. He shot a moose. He dressed it out enough to haul the carcass back to the truck, a process that took several hours counting the loading into the truck. It was getting late, but he made it just in time to the meat processing center. His total charge was for 450 pounds. That night the place burned to the ground. True story.
Why is it that girls and women like to wear men's clothes? What I mean is, a certain man's clothes. I wonder what it is that makes them want our letter jackets, our coats, our shirts. Not permanently but for awhile. How can there be comfort in that? The letter jacket I understand. Like staking out territory. Even little girls like to put on their Dad's shoes and clunk. I never had the desire to wear any female clothing, not even for a short amount of time.
While student teaching in a Special Ed class, a former student and family friend of mine was told to write down everything she heard that might be necessary for a disciplinary hearing. She interrupted a dispute between a teacher and an irate student by asking for a clarification on spelling a vulagarity he had used directed at the teacher. They both started laughing as the student teacher unwittingly diffused a bad situation. I knew I taught her well.
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What a great idea I just had. Personalize a balloon with a drawing or caricature of the purchaser. Ok, I had some help with this picture, but what kind of person wouldn't be pleased to see their own picture on a balloon?
I'd select a helium balloon. That way when all the gas leaked out you could see what you'd look like in a few decades.
A friend of mine went hunting in Canada a few years ago. He hiked long and hard into the north country. He shot a moose. He dressed it out enough to haul the carcass back to the truck, a process that took several hours counting the loading into the truck. It was getting late, but he made it just in time to the meat processing center. His total charge was for 450 pounds. That night the place burned to the ground. True story.
Why is it that girls and women like to wear men's clothes? What I mean is, a certain man's clothes. I wonder what it is that makes them want our letter jackets, our coats, our shirts. Not permanently but for awhile. How can there be comfort in that? The letter jacket I understand. Like staking out territory. Even little girls like to put on their Dad's shoes and clunk. I never had the desire to wear any female clothing, not even for a short amount of time.
While student teaching in a Special Ed class, a former student and family friend of mine was told to write down everything she heard that might be necessary for a disciplinary hearing. She interrupted a dispute between a teacher and an irate student by asking for a clarification on spelling a vulagarity he had used directed at the teacher. They both started laughing as the student teacher unwittingly diffused a bad situation. I knew I taught her well.
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