SHE'S NOT RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

The lady pictured is not my wife. Yet she is in my wife's favorite position with one leg extended straight up in the air. Why? I'm not sure, but her oldest sister also likes this pose.

When we would be sitting at the airport awaiting a flight, my wife would tell me to sit (bow wow) with my feet propped up on our carry on bag. I did for awhile until I wizened up and thought it not very comfortable to me. My wife still sits that way. Not me. I prefer my feet on the floor.

As a kid, I ate cottage cheese quite a bit. At least for me, who had a terrible childhood diet. But after we got married, my wife put pepper on her cottage cheese, so I did, too. For a few decades, I declined eating cottage cheese because I hated it with pepper. My wife peppers nearly all food to the max. When I ate cottage cheese the way it's supposed to be eaten without black dots on it, I re-discovered cottage cheese.

I have a plethora of other things she's not right about. Gum chewing, volume on car radio and surround sound tv, not getting good and angry at bad calls in any sport, and not liking Victoria Secret commercials. Ok, I was kidding about the last. Well, that's not right; now it sounds as if she likes them. Although I've never really discussed them with her, I'd err on the side of wagering she doesn't like them.

But, hey, she's right on so many other things that I'm certainly not going to quibble about the few I don't embrace. And, no I'm not saying that to butter her up. For you see, another fault she has--she doesn't read On The QT.