...AND ALL THE BOARDS DID SHRINK

This is the second or tenth, I lose track, in a series of things I know. Not too clever, but keep in mind, I've never known much, and readily admit I'm not smarter than many 5th graders.

I know water. I know not to drink from a tap. Nearly never. It doesn't much matter what kind of bottled water you buy, though I'd still take Evian for the same price if I could get it. Which is rare.

Ok, big whop. Drink bottled water. Any kind. But there are two more keys, One drink it cold. As much as I like ice, you don't need it, but only if it's not ice cold. Water from a tap in the middle of Summer in a humid clime? No way. You might as well drink from the garden hose.

But the real key is to pour the cold, bottled water into a glass. Now you have a refreshing drink. Now you can hydrate and be satisfied.

Anything less, is just that--less. Go ahead try it. Try to prove me wrong. You caint.