HOW COULD THERE BE MUCH DEMAND

For a Siamese mannequin? Isn't that just a bad idea?

While I'm at it, isn't it time to get politically correct and call them co-joined twins? What does Siam have to do with it? I'm sure that's not the only place where that happens. Besides when I hear Siam I think of do-do-do-do-do da-do-do-do-da-do-do-do from The King and I.

Another thing. I keep seeing Buicks on the road. New ones. I thought they quit making them a few years ago. TV news, remember the days when you could trust them to give you the news without politicizing, paid homage to the last Buick rolling off the assembly line in Michigan. Not that it upsets me; in fact, anything (well almost) that puts Americans back to work is good for me.

I blame it all on George, too. I think every President should. I mean, George Washington who started this country and couldn't create jobs either. Since this President blames the last, despite his call for unbelievable debt that far exceeds W's, then why shouldn't W blame Willie who could blame 41, who could blame...G. Washington?

Did I digress? Again? It's the heat. We have yet to have a September day that hasn't reached at least 100. "Fall is in the air," a friend told us last night after our Small Group. When my wife got into the car, she agreed. "Yeah, I nearly fell over from the heat Thursday morning at The TPC Golf course. At 8:20 AM." It's been brutal. So if BO can blame W years after his admin, this I can blame the heat this month for my not quite staying on the subject. Or I could say I have ADHD.

Attention Deficit Heat Disorder.

But I still think a co-joined twin mannequin is just not feasible.