I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT

I am becoming illiterate. I don't like it.

The following is a list of things I can't do:

Tweet on/ or Twit

Use my wife's cell phone (I can barely use mine)

Text (not just while driving, I mean at all)

Clip and paste and move stuff all around (even while writing a manuscript on Word)

And all the other stuff--IPOD, IPAD, download YouTube (without paying a fee)

that I don't even know what I don't even know.

Also PIP on my tv (even though we've had that feature for a decade) and I'm not sure I could play a CD on the DVD without some assistance.

Who said confession is good for the soul? I just feel inept. In fact, come to think of it, most would agree: I am inept.

But if you want to come over tonight, I'll cook you a steak, some asparagus, and a sweet potato that will be mouth watering. My new grill is the best.

I might even offer you a drink. But it would have to be a water, diet coke, sparkling lemonade, ice tea, coffee, or a Blue Moon. I don't think I could even open a bottle of wine. And I sure don't know how to make a margarita or mixed drink.