NEW YORK NEW YORK

With Summer just a few months away and with a huge N'or easter hitting the east coast this weekend, it's time to look at a New York vacation.

It's a must. It's a heckuva city with lots to do. I guess that's an understatement. The way we like to do is get to the city, do it up good, and get out. It's so expensive that you can't stay long.

First, enjoy a New York deli. They're everywhere and the food is tops. The deli from "When Harry Met Sally," Katz is the absolute best, but most any other will do. Try a Doctor Brown's Cream Soda--nowhere else are they that good.

A good place to stay that's close to a lot of action is the Ramada Renaissance on 47th Street, near Times Square and close enough to the theatre district to walk. It's also close to TKTS which offers reduced prices for Broadway plays. These are a must. And while you can't catch Les Mis anymore, you can still see The Lion King. Don't bother with rent or the producers. Off Broadway? Beats me. There's always been enough on Broadway that's kept us busy. The intimacy of the theatres adds to the enjoyment.

A ballgame is also a requirement. You can catch the subway to Shea Stadium, but I'd suggest a private car to Yankee Stadium. It's not in the best part of the city and it's really not that much more than a cab. Cabbies are mostly bad. If you can find an American driver snag him. It may be impossible, though, so don't waste valuable time looking.

A Grey Line Tour is always a pretty good option. Take a long one--preferably the first day so you can familiarize yourself with the Apple. A good consignoir at your hotel can take care of a lot of logistics for you.

If you've never been, it must be seen to be believed. And don't be afraid of the subways. At least not in Manhattan.

It may not be the trip of a lifetime, but it's close.