IF YOU'RE NOT KISSING, THEN THE NEXT BEST THING TO DO WITH YOUR LIPS IS TO SMILE

I heard that from our guest speaker substituting for our pastor on Sunday morning.

Tulips in the sunshine; tulips in the park. But the best two lips are two lips in the dark. I heard that years ago from my girlfriend turned wife.

Besame mucho. I heard teacher Mike Gibbons yell to a Spanish substitute. She simply looked at him sternly and told him to shut up. (That's the way, Andrea.)

On another occasion in the Teachers' Lounge, the same teacher dangled mistletoe looking for a Christmas kiss. He was less than pleased when a certain teacher entered the lounge and took him up on it. (Way to go, Sue; he had it coming.)

Besos Robados are stolen kisses. And that's where this blog ends.