"IF I JUST CONCENTRATE"

Remember when I drank the milk...
And it came trickling out of your ears...
Yow. And the time I licked...
The pole when it was really icy...
Yow. And when I sang The National Anthem through burps?
How could I forget?
Well, you're not going to believe this, but early this morning, I strained and strained and held my breath and really concentrated and, and popped out...
Ohhh...Alright... I'll be there...Just give me a minute.