PEZ--WHAT A RIP

Ok, so Mr. Ugly is kinda cool. And he's kinda old since he doesn't have any feet. And he's worth some dough--$51 on the current ebay auction.

But Pez the candy is terrible. I know I used to eat them, too, but no more. There are some things I can pass up. Pez is one of them.

I mean they're not even made from good sugar. Now what that means I don't know, but the taste is sugary sweet and it's not as good as most candy.

I should be glad I don't like Pez. What a Pez is anyway(s)? I mean what does it mean? Oh well. I know what cookies mean. And I know I cannot pass up an iced sugar cookie for anything.