NOW THOSE ARE SOME NICE LOOKING TATTOOS!!!

I don't have any. Probably never will. No, I'm certain I never will. I'm way too afraid of needles. I even had a crown put on my lower left bicuspid once without getting it deadened. Notice I said Once. Since then, I've had a few more added (most, thanks to a yard stick tucked under my chin when I walked quickly through a door opening that wasn't 36" wide), but they've been good and deadened. But anyway(s), no too's for me.

But if I did, these wouldn't be bad. I mean when do the Cardinals ever embarrass? No one would laugh at you with one of those. On the other hand, there are a few that might bring laughter.

One of my golf buddies wore a Tampa Bay Devil Ray hat once to play golf. It was a freebie, of course. But it brought out questions and some hoots. Similarly, I've seen curious looks when another buddy of mine used to wear his Montreal Expos hat out in public. In Southern Illinois.

Oh well, at least Nellie and Alex never got tattoos bearing those two teams. (See, I spared Cub fans and Red Sox fans in this blog.) But it seems incomplete.