RESCUED

It seems not long ago, a man was rescued from a tiny island where he had lived for years. All alone, he had become quite creative and constructive with his time.

It seems he had gotten lost kayaking the Atlantic waters and wound up deserted and without a kayak which had become unusable.

When he was found by Brazilian land purchasing agents, he was relieved, of course. As they were gathering his belongings, they noticed three huts right in a row, two located on the east of where he lived.

"So what is that hut for?" one of the rescuers asked pointing to the hut next door.

"That's my church," he responded.

"What's the other hut for?" the other rescuer asked.

"That's the church I used to go to."

Of course the story is made up. Except for the part about changing churches. At least in the Baptist tradition.