SOME TRUTHS

I don't buy my wife flowers as much as I should.

Wherever there are dairy farms, there are flies.

Way too many people make Sunday no different than any other day.

Joe Biden has had too much botox in his forehead.

John Kerry, too.

There's too much voter hatred in this election.

The airlines don't get nearly enough credit for the job they do.

Teachers, too. And not enough former students tell them that either.

There are more commercials on tv than there were just last year.

There is more road construction this year and it takes longer.

They, along with Congress, do the worst jobs in the country.

Stupid styles seem to last longer than the good ones.

If April is the cruelest month, October is the nicest.

Paper cuts take longer to heal in the Winter.

It's good to have faithful blogger readers.