CRUDE, RUDE, DOWNRIGHT GROSS

Thankfully I know none of the first graders in this picture taken at a grade school in MTV. Why thankfully?

Come on, close readers. Look carefully at the picture on the left. Now you see it.

That mean teacher is disciplining that cute little girl in green. Her stinking foot is stuck right up to the girl's nose. Plus, her other sock is off, too. Is she planning another frontal assault? Is she going to extend her right leg and make the little gray shirted boy take a whiff, too?

I'm telling you, that teacher is evil. She's totally ignoring the little girl on the end whose hand is raised high, begging to be seen. I surmise that the girl in purple has a little better sniffer than the others and is sickened by the aroma emanating from the sweaty teacher's sweaty feet

Back in my day as a student, no teacher would have been able to get away with that kind of maltreatment. Oh they might have been able to rap you with a ruler, toss an eraser at you to get your attention, or paddle you. But you didn't have to share or partake in any of their bodily disfunctions. Other than bad breath which generally went with being a teacher and having a dry mouth because of all the yelling.