ONLY DISNEY COULD MAKE

A warthog cute. Even the little ones are pretty rough looking (note: that is a paradox and not an oxymoron. An oxymoron uses only 2 words, yet I'm hearing more and more people use it interchangeably with paradox). Granted the young ones look better, but not by much.

We saw them when we were on a safari in South Africa. They hung around the zebras. It seems that the hogs ate the lower grasses and the zebras the higher ones. So they were buds. I learned a lot more about zebras--they are black with white stripes and they fart a lot.

As far as the warthog, he tastes pretty good barbecued. I suppose somewhat like javalina, but I haven't had the pleasure of dining on our Arizona wild pigs. Hint as I have to two hunter buds. But besides that, I don't know much about them.

The wildebeest may be uglier, but not by much. Nope, the warthog even without warts is simply one ugly dude.