IF I DELIVERED PERUGINA CHOCOLATES
Then probably everybody would get their chocolate. Complete and on time. I'm not much of a chocolate lover. Especially some of the fancier ones.
I can't seem to distinguish the really expensive ones (see, I'm searching for some names besides Mars, Hershey: ok, I found one--Godiva) and the more pedestrian ones.
When we've been to some foreign countries where some of the more desirous ones are made, my wife, a devout chocolate connoisser, seeks them out, much like our daughter does with Hard Rock Cafes. I go along with them and sample (Courtney likes chocolate even better than her mom.) But keep in mind, I can't distinguish a Dilly Bar from a Hagen Daus, so I probably just annoy them. They both love dark chocolate--the Ex-Lax of chocolates to me.
So give me a Hersey 1/2 pound, thick candy bar from the grocery for $1.19. I'll splurge on kosher hot dogs or Johnsonville brats. And I promise to deliver your chocolate on time.
Then probably everybody would get their chocolate. Complete and on time. I'm not much of a chocolate lover. Especially some of the fancier ones.
I can't seem to distinguish the really expensive ones (see, I'm searching for some names besides Mars, Hershey: ok, I found one--Godiva) and the more pedestrian ones.
When we've been to some foreign countries where some of the more desirous ones are made, my wife, a devout chocolate connoisser, seeks them out, much like our daughter does with Hard Rock Cafes. I go along with them and sample (Courtney likes chocolate even better than her mom.) But keep in mind, I can't distinguish a Dilly Bar from a Hagen Daus, so I probably just annoy them. They both love dark chocolate--the Ex-Lax of chocolates to me.
So give me a Hersey 1/2 pound, thick candy bar from the grocery for $1.19. I'll splurge on kosher hot dogs or Johnsonville brats. And I promise to deliver your chocolate on time.
posted by TQ @ 7:08 AM
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