ONLY AT THE DERBY



Could a grown, and yes, he's grown man get away with this. Oh, I suppose there are other places such as New Orleans, San Francisco, Greenwich Village. Maybe Hope, Arkansas. But not Tennessee. They knew how to vote in the 2000 Presidential election.



Can you imagine being related to this guy. Is the woman pictured in pink with him? She's a distance, I can't say safe, away from him and smiling, so I'd say not. But the guy behind him holding the beer is smiling, too. Not the one in the sweater vest and holding a beer, so he's probably with him.

I've been to all the places I mentioned except for Hope. I have been to Piggot, AK, though, so that should count. But I've never been to The Derby. This guy is the only thing sadder than Eight Belles. I may not even watch on tv next year.