EINSTEINS

It doesn't take one to know that you don't name a kid Adolf Hitler Campbell. Or to try and sell a senate seat when you know you're being taped. Or to think that burning Christmas lights leads to global warming. All 3 were in the news last week proving once again that mankind is in entropy.

It's bad enough that insurance and finance companies get government bailouts, but American automakers GM and Chrysler are sticking their paws out, too. At least Ford,who moved 9 million jobs overseas because they couldn't make money here is soluble. The odd thing is so is Toyota who moved a bunch of their plants to the US. I don't remember textiles, railroads, or oil companies getting government help when they were folding their tents.

And Caroline Kennedy wants H Clinton's senate seat. Why not? She has as much experience as Hillary when Mrs. Clinton is telling the country she would be ready on Day 1 when Barry O would not be. Because he has no experience. So, let me see if I have this right, because remember, I'm not an Einstein. Blagojevitch wants to sell Barry's senate seat. Caroline wants to fill Hillary's seat. Barry O wants change. Blago wants a chunk of change. Caroline wants what Caroline wants, and she wants that senate seat now. Well, it's all a little laughable.

But you won't read it anywhere else because the media's too concerned about an Iraqi or Egyptian idiot who gave the old soft shoe(s) to President Bush. And as well as he handled it, "a size 10, I think it was," the incident seemed to please rather than incite most Americans.

I'm telling you it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world. A world that I'm afraid would stump even Albert.