THERE WAS THIS CONE, SEE

and it was just floating around in the atmosphere. It found my index finger which I had stuck into the air. And matter was created. An entire universe, in fact. It's a parallel universe, granted, but it exists.

Hey, that makes just as much sense as the Japanese scientists who reported yesterday that the earth was possibly formed 4.3 billion years ago by the collision of two asteroids. They created the matter that started the whole process. No design, no scheme, no grand master plan. Just two asteroids.

And this was newsworthy. I read the whole article. Well, almost. But from what I read, I didn't find any proof, any record of the two asteroids. No preservation of any documents substantiating any claim. But, hey, it's good enough for me.

I'm a believer now in such randomness. How it can create. How the asteroids were created. Was that from nothing? It must have been. We all know that matter can create itself from the depths of nothingness. It happens all the time. Just like in my parallel universe. Come visit sometime.