WHERE DO STRANGERS GET THEIR GOOD CANDY?

One thing we always stressed with our kids was not to get in a car with a stranger until they got the candy first. You can't trust a stranger. He may say he will give you candy, but if you don't get it upfront, you have no assurance.

You just can't trust people these days. There's no honesty anymore. It even boils over into advertising. For Halloween this year, I went to Wal-Mart to buy single edge razor blades. They're so much easier to shove into apples, but wouldn't you know it--I cut my hand badly because they were double edge blades mismarked on the package or misleadingly labeled.

So I don't know what this world is coming to. I mean there's just no justice anymore. Even O.J. found that out on Friday.