SIMILARITIES

I weighed this morning. Mumbled. Went in and fixed breakfast. Got on the computer. Saw a picture of JLo. She was semi-dressed for the Golden Globes. And she displayed a love handle. That made me feel a little better.

Another similarity I observed was this petroglyph pictured. Not a hieroglyph, though I don't know the diff. But from the ones I've seen pictured from Egypt to Arizona they all look similar. Sort of like a lizard lifting weights without the bar. What gives? What the heck are they drawing?

My third similarity is a bus full of people in Dominica (pronounced Dom-n-EEE-ka) and Bill Clinton. On our way to a waterfall and emerald pool in a national park there, we observed a big billboard on the side of the road with President-elect Obama's picture on it. No one on the bus said a word. Now, keep in mind, no matter what the media states, he received only 52% of the popular vote. Also keep in mind tourists. The fact that no one said anything at all, shouts volumes to me about respect for our country while on foreign soil. Now how's that like Clinton? Remember when he as a Rhodes Scholar participated in an anti-American protest? Well, he did. And on another occasion, he spoke negatively about our country when he was overseas. (I started to write abroad, but thought of the connotations of that word when attached to him and deferred.)

As the day progresses, I'm sure I'll find more similarities. Now how do I connect Jennifer Lopez, a reptile, and Bill Cinton? Hmmm.