DOG OWNERS AND CELL PHONE USERS
Man, how can you complain about dogs? Indie, Belle, and Queenie are three of the coolest pups I know All relatively under new ownership. And that's the key to my displeasure with dogs these days.
Not these 3 mind you. But other dog owners think they don't have to pick up after their dogs. They take them to grocery stores. Now, not around food, please. I know; there are lots of restaurants and even airlines that are pet friendly now. In fact, I even have trouble with pets in any store. Why do they need to be there? To approve or disapprove? To pay for the purchase? They probably would much rather be outside anyway. I know I would.
My final pet owner complaint is sniffers. If I don't know you or your dog, I really don't want them sniffing me. The nose is awfully close to the mouth, to the teeth, and I've heard too many times,"I can't believe he did that? He's never done anything like that before." Let's make a deal, if I offer to pet and be sniffed, then it's ok. If I get bitten, it's my fault. If I don't approach your dog, please don't have him approach me.
Cell phones will have to wait for another day. I feel too mean writing negatively about dog owners. Some of the nicest people in the world own great dogs. But you know what? Not all are so nice. Plus, not every dog is the cutest in the world. (Oh, I know I'm quitting now.)
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Man, how can you complain about dogs? Indie, Belle, and Queenie are three of the coolest pups I know All relatively under new ownership. And that's the key to my displeasure with dogs these days.
Not these 3 mind you. But other dog owners think they don't have to pick up after their dogs. They take them to grocery stores. Now, not around food, please. I know; there are lots of restaurants and even airlines that are pet friendly now. In fact, I even have trouble with pets in any store. Why do they need to be there? To approve or disapprove? To pay for the purchase? They probably would much rather be outside anyway. I know I would.
My final pet owner complaint is sniffers. If I don't know you or your dog, I really don't want them sniffing me. The nose is awfully close to the mouth, to the teeth, and I've heard too many times,"I can't believe he did that? He's never done anything like that before." Let's make a deal, if I offer to pet and be sniffed, then it's ok. If I get bitten, it's my fault. If I don't approach your dog, please don't have him approach me.
Cell phones will have to wait for another day. I feel too mean writing negatively about dog owners. Some of the nicest people in the world own great dogs. But you know what? Not all are so nice. Plus, not every dog is the cutest in the world. (Oh, I know I'm quitting now.)
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posted by TQ @ 4:29 PM
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