TAKE HIM AWAY!

I don't know what this Ronald did, but I am a supporter of law enforcement, so I side with them. Even in this instance.

As popular as Ronald McDonald is, you know I've never heard of one child being scared of him. I find that amazing.

I mean if my premise is correct, then McDonald's has created the perfect clown. No offense to Emmit Kelly.

Other clowns have brought tears to many children. I've seen children bawl at the sight or nearness of other clowns. I've seen kids recoil at Fredbird, the Cardinals' mascot. I've seen them turn from Elmo and Cookie at Sesame Street on Ice shows. (I know--they're not clowns, but they're well known characters to children.) Same with birthday party clowns, Shriner parade clowns; clowns of other kinds.

But no one doesn't like Ronald McD.