BRACKETOLOGY

I see The Ohio Cheat University is ranked number 1 in college basketball's March Madness. Well, at least they were caught Buckeye red handed in football. Twice. With such severe penalties. HA! So I figure their basketball program is following suit, seeing the tap, not even a slap on the wrist they received from the holy NCAA.

But, I don't seem to have the interest I used to have. In part due to the way the players look. The tats, I mean. And the picture on the right is of a USC cheerleader.

Ok, it's not. But does she look much crazier than most of the college and pro basketball players these days? And I see in addition to piercings and stab wound in her tongue, that she also found time for a tattoo. Not to me answers the previous question I posed.

I remember the day when a friend of mine was told to get a haircut or quit the basketball team. This was the Pistol Pete era, but Tom's hair wasn't shaggy at all. In fact, I never saw it move at anytime he was on the court, but he refused and quit the team. Rebel that he was.

So whether it's OSU, Kansas, The Big East or two totally undeserving Midwest teams--Illinois and Mizzou, I really don't care much. When they clean up their act, I may be back, but don't count on it. It's a new generation, baby, and they've passed me by.