YOU'RE FROM HARVARD--YOU SHOULD KNOW

If you read the Post-Dispatch this morning, I hope you caught the little story that Ryan Fitzpatrick told on two teammates at camp this summer.
It seems they were having an antimated discussion when Fitzpatrick approached them One of them said, "Hey Fitz, come here, you'll know. You're from Harvard."
Anticipating a question about econ, his major, or history, he was surprised to hear,"Which would hurt worse? Getting kicked in the face by a donkey or getting hit in the face by an elephant's trunk?"
Perhaps, political by nature, one can only guess what caused the question to be asked and what the rookie qb's answer was.
I decideed the donkey kick because it would pack more force behind it. But I don't know. And I went to Little Harvard, you know, SIU.
So why the picture of The Birds? How could Hitch take something so unscarey and use it to cause our skin to crawl? I mean, that was a scarey flick. I know the King Kong, Anaconda, Blobs out there could scare. But birds?
Anyway, if you could hook up with Hitch and get him to write a movie script for you based on something scarey, what would it be?