I CAN'T DECIDE

Which kind of driver annoys me most. I can't go a mile before I'm complaining about another driver. And I really try not to.

Driver Number One drives too fast, changes lanes too much, and cuts off other drivers illegally. Often times this driver won't wait for double white lines to race past you and cut you off from merging into traffic.

Driver Number Two has heavy dark tinted windows that you cannot see through. I find this driver invariably in heavy traffic. For some reason, this type also tailgates or waits until the last second to apply the brakes, and apply them hard, in typical congestion. Also, this driver seems to tool around in an oversized SUV.

Driver Number Three has, you guessed it, a cell phone up to his ear. He may also be sipping from a fast food cup, and/or smoking. He's hampered and has no more hands for turn signals. Quite possibly he may amble over into your lane for a moment, too. He or she drives all kinds of cars and if ever seen without said phone up to the ear will sport an indentation of the left side of the face. Kinda like a cradle for a telephone.

Driver Number Four is the mono-laner. At some time in his journey he will need to turn. Oh, it may be three or more miles, but he needs the far left lane so he claims it as his own. Opposite of Number One, he wouldn't get out of his lane even for an emergency vehicle with flashing lights. Oh, he'd stop, but not give up his lane. Besides, a turn in forthcoming. Soon (er or later.) Many times the mono-laner will leave four or more cars lengths in front of him just to be on the safe side.

We have them all in AZ. And you're likely to see them all everyday on your way to the store. Which may just be around the corner.