LOST

As lost as the Arizona Football Cardinals...

As Jason Castro's lyrics (and talent)...

As the plots of the tv series by the same name...

As an errant golf ball landing left or right or wet...

As a great nighttime dream forgotten at morn...

As that well-spent or mis-spent youth...

As even that chewy tootsie roll that promised...

As Mapquest and Navigator lied...

As two political parties in America who could only offer Clinton, Obama, or McCain to the voters. If I were the Republican strategists, I'd keep the campaign slogan simple: "Vote McCain: Who Else?"