COME SEE US OUT WEST

Oh, things have gotten a little worse for us. But we still have good weather in October. What? The rest of the country does, too. Well, come see us anyhow. You see, our Senator, John McCain is about to get steamrolled in this election, and what with the economy, well we need visitors to pump up our state coffers.

You see, we also have a do-nothing Governor, too. She has no more clue about how to fix the economy that the guy we're about to put in charge of the whole country. A man who has never managed anything and voted party lines nearly 100% of the time (at least the times he cared to cast a vote) and now thinks he can reach across party divisions and be a uniter. Well, he'll have a Dem. Senate and Dem. House, so he shouldn't even have to stretch.

But I digress. I know how to solve this mess. Just call Al Gore.

In the meantime, come to the good old West. You can stay with me. Bring some work clothes, though. After we fix up the house, we'll go bowling.