HAS ANYONE EVER BOUGHT A SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT?

And, by the way, how are swimsuits sports? Why not letter sweaters? Or at least letter jackets?

If a man drinks to forget, why doesn't he forget to drink?

What was the Lombardi Trophy called before the old coach? When Cy Young pitched in 1908, what was the name of the Cy Young award?

If you have crickets in your house in the West, you probably have scorpions. But how does a crawling scorpion catch a jumping cricket?

Just when do they sleep on the tv show 24?

What if your haystack has no needle? (With apologies to editors Dunning, Luetters and Smith)

Why do they call them minutes of meetings instead of hours?

Why is it a law for children under 8 to wear seatbelts in the family car but not on the school bus?

Why do they call it a haircut instead of hairscut?

Finally, why do I have so many unanswerable questions, but think I know enough to write a daily blog?