MY GAME--ONE RULE


Ok. Here it is. I'm going to suggest every car in America be allowed one megaphone/bull horn. For a one time use. That's it.


You are allowed a one time mega-yell at a driver near you.






So what's it gonna be? What are you going to say? Stumped? How about one of these?





At the end of the column, I'll tell you how I'm using mine. You know, just in case I use it against you.



"Go! What are you waiting for?"

"It's not gonna get any greener."

"Nobody's that stupid."

"That's it: change lanes. You're the only one on the road."

"What's up with that?"

"Use your turn signals, fool. It's not that hard."

I could go on ad infinitum. My megaphone would be used on the last one. It drives me crazy to see someone not use their turn signals. Also, if you're on a cell and you don't use your signals; watch out. I'm blasting you. Plus, if you're on your cell and you signal, I still won't let you cut in front of me. Signal with no cell, you're home free. I'll even hold up a line of traffic to let you go in front.

Man, I feel better now. If only could get that megaphone option passed in the legislature.