NOT A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

A-Rod, Tejada and Manny Ramirez

All the ballplayers with tattoos and moustaches,

Where are the ballplayers' love for the game?

These aren't a few of my favorite things.

When rich teams spend

When the rules bend

When I'm feeling sad

I turn on the tube to watch my team play

And then I still feel so bad.

Steroids rage on and Selig ignores

It makes me wonder what I watch them for

Interleague play and the stupid DH

C'mon, please baseball

Give me a break

Clemons, Giambi, and Jose Canseco

Now there's a threesome if I do say so

Try ruining baseball

It can be done

No national pastime, no national fun

When rich teams spend

When the rules bend

When I'm feeling sad

I turn on the tube to watch my team play

And then I still feel so bad.