WHEN THE OPOSSUM LOST ITS O

That's not right, you know. What if the cat lost its c or the dog its d? Yet there's no uproar over taking away the o from opossum.

I mean is it an anti-Irish thing? Was the O' Possum discriminated against? Is he secretly referred to as a mick?

He/She is a good looking enough sort. I've gone out with worse in my day, so where's the disgrace, the shame, the reason for disrespecting the opossum?

I'd like to start a movement. Either give the creature his rightful o back or I'm advocating taking the first letter from every animal. Animals, you, too, must unite in support. Or would you rather be an ig?