SO THAT'S HOW HE GOT HIS NAME

Seal, I mean. Until I came across this picture, I never knew. But he does look like a seal.

I don't mean to be mean. But. You see, Seal married Heidi Klum, a super model. THE super model according to good friend Michael. So he represents all the guys who have asked that question,"What does she see in him?"

Of course what's unsaid is "She could have had me." Or, at least someone just like me.

So take a guy not blessed with good looks (Lyle and Julia are another famous incongruent couple). Add a singer who is very talented (like Celine Dion). Have him sing a really annoying song (I won't title it or mention a lyric or I'll have the song stuck in my head all day).(Celine again) Now, give him a gorgeous Victoria's Secret model. Voila! A guy to dislike.

I'm already feeling bad about this entry. I don't like to be mean. I thought long and hard about deleting it because of the sheer negativeness. But then I thought mean is close to meant. Maybe, just maybe Seal and Heidi were meant for each other. So anything I might add is harmless.

Ok, I'm grasping now. But I'm not deleting. There are too many other instances of women choosing the wrong guys. He's just the template, the prototype. Besides, I know Michael will like it.