A FART IN THE NIGHT

The big comeback for the Flying Chaucers vs. the storied Benchpressers failed to materialize when the Cowboys forgot to show up until the last 7 minutes of the game.

Four points from Bledsoe and Jones. Four points! Oh well. It was still another great week in the MVRL. Even with (another) loss.

I am going to write about parity with a slant. NFL style. Perhaps, at mid-point next season, the teams totally out of it, like the Bears and Bengals and, oh wait a minute-- this is 2005. The Cardinals, the 49-ers, the Texans, the Titans, the Jets, the Saints, the Ravens, et. al, including the Rams could combine teams for the second half.

You could at least have some interesting teams with new merchandise for the NFL Second Half fan. By combining the Cardinals and Ravens besides getting a better on-field product, you could have a helmet with a red raven, or black cardinal, or combine the birds into a new ravnal. The possibilites are limitless. A Texas Titan, a Saint Jet, a Bronco Colt--oh wait, they're both good. How about an EagleRam with claws and horns and talons and sinew and...

It wouldn't take long to put the teams together. They're no good anyway(s) so what makes you think they'd be good by combining. It's kinda like that fart in the night. It could be a fizz. Or it could be a fuzz. But I'm not sure what a fizzy fuzz is.
Maybe another bye week for everybody. The week after Thanksgiving. Then let them tee it up. Besides, you'd get an extra week to sell the merchandise.