NOT HERE

This emblem may be like a happy face. A guy named Stephen Vole came up with the design and color. I don't know. I didn't want to get sued for using it, though according to an attorney son of mine, at least the way I understand it, I wouldn't have to pay damages unless I was somehow making money from its use. I'm not. End of litigation.

Anyway(s), I thought it pretty unique. And it has a variety of uses. When you leave home for any reason, brief or extended, just put this sign up on your front door. Kinda like the Neighborhood Watch sign. I guess that wouldn't work with burglars lurking.

What about in a classroom discussion. One where you were not prepared. Just hang a lanyard around your neck with this design all over it to inform the instructor that you're not (t)here mentally, so you shouldn't be expected to participate. I guess that wouldn't work since teachers like to give grades.

How about when a conversation starts going somewhere that makes you feel uncomfortable? Just pin on the button with this logo and watch the conversation change direction. I guess that wouldn't work since boorish people wouldn't even notice.

Ok, maybe this would work. Put up a sign that you didn't want them walking their dog(s) in your yard and doing their duties or is it doodies there? You might need an additional Not Here sign to discourage people from stopping their cars, getting out, and walking into your yard to steal a golf ball or two that was/were hit there by a wayward golfer. Another sign could be directed to the golfer who sliced or hooked the ball into your yard. I guess that wouldn't work since golfers won't take lessons and people think it's ok to take a golf ball or two out of your yard. Don't leave a bike out.

Oh what good is the Not Here logo anyway(s)?

I got it. Make it against the law to drive and talk on a hand held cell phone. It's that way in New Zealand. Plus it could be a boon to the economy when people were forced to buy the headsets to drive and talk at the same time. In addition sign makers would have more income from producing the logo and displaying it on interstates just for the sake of reminding motorists. I guess that would work just fine.