APOLLO BARS ARE THE BEST

What? You've never tried one? You've never even seen one in those candy bar and chips machines like the one pictured? Then you're lost.

Or then you're not a fan of the tv show Lost. But why aren't there more. Heroes cereal for one. I know there's an American Idol ice cream. But why stop there?

Seinfeld soup. MASH band aids and surgical tape. I know there are or were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle band aids.

What about the geriatric set. Golden Girls denture bond. ER arthritic rub. There are already plenty of old guys hawking supplemental insurance.

And grocery bags instead of plastic. What an avenue for Dave Matthews, Jimmy Buffet and Pink.

Bring back the metal lunch boxes with MLB teams or players. With actors or movies. And, by the way, if you haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire, well, you need to. It is a good movie, even if I missed the Million Dollar question.

These economic times, why haven't I heard Obamanomics or BO-nomics?, dictate some creativity in promotions and getting the dollar back in circulation. These suggestions are just a start in the right direction. Be creative and come up with better ones. Believe me, our country needs them.