KOBE

The NBA finals start tonight. And I don't care. Ok, I do. I'd love to see the Magic well pull some Magic and beat LA.

Since the Suns made bad trades, bad coaching decisions, bad managerial front office decisions and hung on to a player (Amare) whom they overrated, well they're toast. I don't know when, if ever, they'll be back in the hunt. They were so close, too, but that's the NBA.

Even if they were still good, I don't know if I much care for the game anymore. Officials who favor, who are inconsistent, who take verbal abuse from the players on practically every foul shot. And the tattoos. Or billboards. They just gross me out. Especially the neck ones for some reason.

Now, one more thing. The picture of the woman in blue. Notice that she has all good features. But to me she's not attractive. The features just don't go together. Like Kobe. I don't usually check out or comment on guys' looks. But Kobe has good facial features. I don't really dislike him as a player, though I dislike the Lakers.

But Kobe, to me, looks like the Devil. Or what I think the Devil must look like. Just watch in the playoffs. You'll see what I mean. But you'll have to tell me, because I'm boycotting. There's enough wrong with the game I used to love without tossing in Satan.