THIS IS FAKE

As we drove around the beautiful decorated Kiersten Commons observing the Christmas decorations, our grandson Nate kept saying,"That's fake," referring to reindeer and other animals depicted. He became even funnier when he expressed a desire to be a monkey so he could climb the tall palms and walk across the light strands.

So I think the Little Golden Book pictured is a fake. No way would a guy want to host, have, or go to a tea party. Even a hat maker.

I mean, get real. We boys don't even like to help set the table. Oh, we do. Out of obligation (I like the word obligatory), devotion, altruism, and hunger. But I still have to think about which side the bread plate goes on, and is it knife and fork together? Part of it has to do with a partial amibexterity that I have, drinking with my left hand mostly. But my point is getting lost--we don't like doing dish stuff.

So, I'm announcing now, that the Mad Hatter is a fake! Either that or he has a severe addiction to tea.